Sunday, May 18, 2008

white cocks and black pussies


we've learned a lot in the past week. i for one, have learned that chickens are like pets. they have personality, and it's surprising to say some intelligence as well.... we have decided that we have 4 males and 5 females. in order of size from largest to smallest we have given the cocks the following names: Jerky, Roast, Pot Pie, and Stew(ie). We have named a few of the girls, from smallest to largest they are: Henrietta, Estelle, and Phyllis. there are two nameless girls, which i humbly request from my readers to help me name. Weezy, i know you got some good ones. so, yesterday morning while we were naming our poultry, we got footage of the chickens and cats co-existing somewhat peacefully.
everything was going swimmingly until i tried to go back into the fenced-in backyard to get some more chicken feed. syrus made a run for it and slipped past my legs and went straight for the nearest chicken, which was one of the girls - estelle maybe - and pinned her down by my garden. once that happened, bibi and louie were out of the gate in a flash and i whirled around in slow motion to see louie run straight into the coop and bibi tackle a big male under the tree. i thought massive bloodshed was surely going to happen but my screaming actually made the dogs stop attacking and i got them back inside the fence. syrus was guilty, and he knew it - but deep inside he was thrilled with himself. the chickens were fine. i gave them some food and they soon forgot all about it. they don't care for the table scraps as much, but i covered some watermelon rind in chicken feed and now they are eating it.

i also did something unexpected this weekend. i chopped off all my hair. it used to be halfway down my back and now it is just a touch longer than chin length. it's a dramatic difference. i've never had hair this short before in my life. well, my first year of college it was almost this short but not quite. i'm not 100% sure it suits me, but everyone seems to like it. plus, i don't have those ratty dead ends and my hair catching on everything. i don't have to worry about dragging my hair across my food at the table or getting it rolled up in the car window. i worry that i look like edna from the incredibles....


and we have decided to enter in some videos to america's funniest videos of louie trying to swim. he actually got it figured out today when we took the spoiled brats to the lake again. he's even beat bibi to the ball a couple of times. but we've got some good footage and i plan to take more videos of the dogs howling with my harmonica and louie wrestling with bibi from under a blanket. watch the videos below to see what i have to pick from to send in. tell me what you think by casting your vote in the poll to the right of the page. thanks!

louie swimming take 1:



here's take 2:



here's the original video i posted a while back, maybe this one will work?




oh, i almost forgot - here's a video of choco and moto, pretending not to notice the chickens, or pretending not to care... in truth, they're a little scared of them.....


5 comments:

sister*bluebird said...

You know there are going to be people surfing for porn, who are going to be very confused when they pull your blog up, and its just chickens and cats.

Very confused.
LOL

Hippy Mama said...

Your hair for the record is super cute!! you do not look like edna from the incredibes. It's A, not that short and B not as blunt of a cut. Your cute! I love. Tres jolie!

Seagrass said...

hahahaha... that was exactly my intention! LOL.. actually johnny's the one who came up with that term, he asked me if i had noticed we had more white cocks than black pussies and that just cracked me up. i have a dirty mind...

Anonymous said...

Naughty post title but I love it! :)
Glad the chickens are all ok. And your hate looks very cute!

Anonymous said...

ok! sorry i'm late responding to everything, I got sidetracked this last week!
First of all, that book you sent me was saying something about a study done that chickens are indeed incredibly (and surprisingly) smart!! So it's awesome you're seeing it first hand and reporting back!
It's fucking hilarious how you named the boys food names and the ladies nice girlie names like pets I just lol'd when I read your names for the cocks >_<
Here are my name suggestions for the 2 nameless ladies:

-Chesty (for her luscious chicken breasts)
-Kitty (it's not a cat!!!!)
-Mary (-_^)
-Frida (after Ms. Kahlo)
-Tits McCoy (again, for her bewbs)

I'll think of more, surely, and let you know!! :D

"syrus was guilty, and he knew it - but deep inside he was thrilled with himself." Don't you love how you just KNOW this about your pet?? hehehee it's like a mixture of reading their body language and mind reading! I'll bet you nearly had about 6 heart attacks watching that as it happened.

And I like your hair that length. I don't know who Edna from the incredibles is though, i'll google her!

I couldn't get any of the vids to work...also, the first video you posted of him slapping the water with his legs as he swims is hilarious, you could use that one I think. Or if you take more footage, zoom in on him swimming a bit more so you can really see how goofy he looks! >_<

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