demon bride, mime-witch, 1408 and......peter pan?

well, halloween was almost a complete bust. without going on a tirade, johnny basically neglected to pay the electric bill which ended up getting our power shut off on tuesday. thankfully, it wasn't as cold tuesday night as it was monday night so we didn't suffer too much. unfortunately, i had invited a bunch of friends over halloween night to watch a movie. which i had to cancel. i was about to be pretty pissed but i kept reminding myself that mistakes happen and it's just halloween - nothing special... anyways, the power was restored in the nick of time and we had our scary movie night. johnny put on his scary demon mask and wore a black robe. we didn't buy the wig and the hood was missing from the robe so we tried to improvise. i got an old black lace poncho and put it over johnny, which just made him look like granny-demon. so then i pulled the front half of the poncho over his forehead and draped it over which then made him look like the bride of satan. i was laughing hysterically. both of us put on crappy makeup which burned our eyes and skin. I ended up looking like a mime in a witch hat cause i didn't have the patience for all the heavy makeup. i had originally wanted to be a homo-suicidal clown witch. in any case, we did get to scare a few little kids which made me happy. i don't know why kids screaming in fright amuses me....
my friends came over and we all watched the movie 1408 which was just scary enough for me. good choice, i think. we ate a bunch of cheeses, quiches, spankopitas, and really bad hummus. why is store-bought hummus so bad? i only had one that tasted any good and i can't find it anywhere. anyways, johnny is now dealing with ga power and his bank cause they over-charged him and it's turning into a nightmare. i don't think he'll make this mistake again. i hate utility companies. i get harrassed by verizon every month, they just suck money right out of me. i am going to have to do something about that.

so blah blah blah..everyone wants to know about the new job. well, it's still new so i can't really say with 100% certainty that i love or hate it. so far, i really like it. it's like working for your uncle or something. it's like having an alternate family and i rather like it. however, they have a LOT of catching up to do with technology. i think i can help with that, if they are willing to let me. i do not like the traffic on the way home, though. especially when tech has a game. it sucks.

and last but most definitely not least...i have found the motherload. THE mother of all crazy delusional sociopathic weirdos.... if this guy doesn't end up killing someone i will be surprised. people, i proudly present to you....PETER PAN!