shitstorm #2
well, all i can say is at least this time there was no actual feces flooding the house. except this plumbing disaster is uniquely nasty. the drain from the kitchen sink was corroded away and instead of fixing it properly, the previous occupant and first person to experience this problem decided to just patch the hole with putty. the problem is, this isn't just a little drain under the sink, this is the main pipe from below the house that connects the kitchen sink to the sewer line. so, for the past several months, everything that we have put down our kitchen sink (including garbage disposal and dishwasher) has been sitting in a puddle rotting underneath the house. nice, eh? it's so disgusting under there, johnny had to "prepare" himself to go assess the situation. he came back and compared it to the movie, Amityville Horror. The corrosiveness of the waste actually dissolved foundation wall brick. i have a septic field under my kitchen and no septic tank.
so, here i am, at work listening to paul simon and trying not to care while johnny and my stepbrother are spooning each other on the kitchen floor fixing the disaster that is my kitchen.
oh yes, there are pictures. you don't wanna seem them, but i'm going to post them anyways - when i get home from work.
so, here i am, at work listening to paul simon and trying not to care while johnny and my stepbrother are spooning each other on the kitchen floor fixing the disaster that is my kitchen.
oh yes, there are pictures. you don't wanna seem them, but i'm going to post them anyways - when i get home from work.
well, at least it explains this.
3 comments:
god that really blows. How are you going to have underneath the house cleaned up? Call a biohazard cleanup crew? Poor Johnny, ewww. Thankfully I doubt you were flushing fudge dragons down that drain!
Plumbing problems are nothing to laugh at but it sure is funny seeing 2 guys spooning on the floor with Syrus supervising!
Hey, I have the exact same blue IKEA bag holder on the left cabinet door under my kitchen sink!
yea, underneath the house i think is a biohazard...johnny is spreading lime (sp?) down there for lack of a better idea. we don't know what to do about the sludge except try to clean it out.
Syrus was totally supervising! He was very concerned about the sink!
everyone truly lucked out this time because i had a very incriminating photo of those two guys on the floor...
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